it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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