Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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