i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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