Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Threesome in a minivan. New low
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
