Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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