Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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