this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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