What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
