i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
she peed on how many people?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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