I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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