my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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