People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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