So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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