I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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