Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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