what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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