So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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