I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
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