He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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