So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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