just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
This is classic penis vs brain.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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