I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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