Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
North Korea, Best Korea!
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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