Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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