No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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