Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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