when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
