Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
whose ass print is on the piano?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
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