the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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