scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Farmville is her only friend.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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