So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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