I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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