After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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