That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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