Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Can Purell be used as lube?
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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