We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'm getting married
To pizza
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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