went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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