I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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