I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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