so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I FOUND THE LEGS
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Randomize
