Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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