tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
