But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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