I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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