operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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