I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
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Fuck
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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