I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
