Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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