Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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