I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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