If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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