I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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