You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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