He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I wear drunk well.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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