it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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