I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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