My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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