at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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