i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You dont lie about slip and slides
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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