Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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